Another post about sex.

I don't know what it is, but sex toys just seem to lack terribly in quality. Also the online shops usually have terrible customer service.

The first toy I ever bought was a black Odeco Larila rabbit vibrator. I ordered it a few weeks before christmas 2013, together with a bottle of waterlube. One week later I still had received nothing in my mailbox and I called the company's customer service. Every time i called I got to their voicemail, and every time I called I left hem a message asking where my product was. I never got an answer.
A few days later I had googled on everything possible and finally found the number to their stock building, so I called and asked for the comapny owners name. He didn't rent the building any longer, but fortunately the woman I talked with knew his numer and gave it to me.

I called him and he said the online toy shop was his wife's buisness, but he'd help me with my problem. After calling him several times, again and again where my order was I finally got my Odeco Larila and waterlube in the middle of JANUARY. I also got another package of waterlube for free "for my trouble", worth 5 euro. I never shopped at their site again.

Luckily the rabbit worked, and it was not only visually gorgeous, but it's design was ergonomically fabulous. I loved my product.

A year later however, after much pleasure I dropped it on the floor and it started to have troubles, so I began to search for a new one. This time I was really curious about the gold/black Zini Hua rabbit vibrator. I ordered it from another online shop, but after two weeks I still hadn't recived any package. Luckily their customer service was better and I got the answer that it was sold out, and they waited for a new delivery from the factory.

The Zini Hua arrived about 1,5 months after my order was placed and it was the prettiest sex toy I'd ever seen. However they had not thought the design through and the clitoris vibrator had totally the wrong angle. Even then, I was ok with it, but it didn't take long until it started having trouble. It would behave strangely and was not, as advertised, waterproof.
I contacted the customer service again, several times but still haven't got any answer. I ended up having to ask "The European Consumer Centre" for help, who said the company wasn't registered correctly and now I'm waiting for further help.

Since these two incidents I've only bought sex toys at bigger, more well known companies like Joyland, Lustjakt, Vuxen,  Lovebox etc, even if it means I have to pay a much higher price. But I have got really great service and they answer all possible questions. However, although I buy products from these sites, the products themselves still won't work properly, and it doesn't matter which fabricate they are; If the contain a vibrator I have started to assume there will be some kind of trouble withing the first month of using it. and don't get me wrong, I do follow the instructions and do not harm the products in any way.

Since I wasn't happy with the product above I ordered a black Odeco Pearl rabbit about two months ago. It arrived on time and worked perfectly...during three weeks. Then the battery cover fell off and as a result, the batteries would fall out. So atleast the vibrators and the rotation worked really well, atleast during my frequent use during those three weeks, but I still had to send away my product. Now I'm waiting for my money back.

Pipedream products sell wonderful stuff, usually with high quality, bodysafe silicone and very neat design; they really have something for everybody, but even their products won't work. Two weeks ago I bought their "Fetish Fantasy Limited Edition Remote Control Butterfly Strap-On" but withing 5 minutes the trouble started. The butterfly itself had great quality, and the product had great design overall, but the bullet was a little bit weak, and either the bullet itself or it's wireless control wouldn't work properly and now I can't get it to work at all. I will be compensated, but all these vibrator-problems are getting on my nerves.


Next time I buy a sex toy I won't allow it to have any kind of motor I guess. I'd love to buy a new Odeco Pearl and a new wireless bullet, but I don't dare to spend money on them. I'm also extremely picky and will only choose products with a beautiful design and black silicone and gold metal/plastic, which makes it even harder to find any product that would fit me. Any suggestions? What are your experiences with sex toysand toy shops?




If you'd like to know what products I've had that haven't dissapointed me I'll list them here below:

1. Pipedream Fetish Fantasy Gold Bondage Kit. This is a kit including handcuffs, a paddle and a blindfold - all in black faux leather and golden metal. I'm perfectly happy with the quality of this kit and the cuffs are comfortable.

2. Fetish Fantasy Gold Vibrating Cockring. I can only say what I as a woman think about this, although my ex seemed to like it as well. The quality is good. It's made from black silicone and the golden bullet is waterproof. I'd never had any trouble with it technically, but it didn't meet my expectations either. I'm sure other women would love it though, as well as men.

3. My Lovey Silicone anal Beads. I haven't used these very much, but the quality is good. As you may notice i love silicone, and these are no exception. It's a stretchy, bodysafe material.

4. Bijoux Indescretes Tickle Me Tickler. It's not onlu pretty, it also feels good as you or someone else drag it alongside your body.

5. Bijoux Indescretes Désir Métallique - Metallic mesh gold collar and Désir Métallique - Gold metallic mesh handcuffs. I would question the quality of these, but so far I haven't had any trouble with them. However I consider them to be more of an acessory/jewelry than actual cuffs. They're however really pretty and sexy.

6. Bijoux Indescretes Lucky Love Dice. These are very pretty, as most of the stuff Bijoux Indescretes sell. The black, shiny dices come with stickers that you can apply. I've had no trouble with the stickers falling of once I've put them on, otherwise I'd guess you could just glue them back.

7. Electric Lingerie Ctorctless Fencenet Bodystocking. You feel really sexy in this. It's marked as "Onse Size" and for me as a size s-sx it fits very well. I'd also assume it fits medium sized women well since it's kinda stretchy, thoguh I'm not sure about large women. I see no lack in quality, but I also guess the net could break quite easily. I'm however happy with it.

8. Jeweled Butt Plug. I am quite new to anal over all, and this feels like a perfect plug for beginners. It's in gold coloured metal with a really pretty black jewel. It feels nice once in place. The only negative thought i have about it is that the gold colour has a few bubbles near the jewel and I imagine it could easily peel off by for example your fingernail. I've used it several times and it looks just like when it arrived and I'd say it's worth the money.

9. Talking about the colour peeling off, my Lady Finger Vibrator, which works great, no longer looks great. Thec olour peeled off very easy and early and now it's half silver half gold. That doesn't look very pretty, but I'm happy as long as it works. This is one of very few vibrators that has operated perfectly every time I've used it, during several months almost daily use. It gives nice stimulation to both the clitoris and the vagina. It's downside is the plastic feeling of it. It doesn't feel luxurious at all, especially when the colour dissapears too.

10. Feathers. Just plain feathers that you can buy almost anywhere works great for tickling the body - or the more initmate parts. They are cheap and comes in many different colours and variations in size, softness etc. They're also extremely discrete. Same goes for things like silk and rope; you don't have to visit a sex shop to get it but it can still be used to enhance your sexlife. Massage oil and lube are also things that can make a difference in your sex life although they're very simple.

Dear readers, feel free to ask questions (even though I won't answer stupid ones), and I'm curious about your experiences as well; how have you been treated in online sex shops, or physical ones? What are your favourite toys and is there anything special you'd want to try?